babar

—n. (ba·bar)

1. A place for sheep to drink.

First seen on: Tue, Mar 20, 2012

baby

—n. (ba·by)

1. a flying, stinging insect found primarily in San Francisco

First seen on: Tue, Mar 22, 2011

bachelor

—n. (ba·chel·or)

1. a group of myths

First seen on: Wed, Dec 03, 2014

bacon

—n. (ba·con)

1. a swindler of houseboat residents

First seen on: Mon, Aug 25, 2014

badminton

—n. (bad·mint·on)

1. A sub-par, fingerless glove.

First seen on: Thu, Mar 15, 2012

bagel

—n. (ba·gel)

1. A San Franciscan water fowl.

First seen on: Fri, Aug 13, 2010

ballroom

—n. (ball·room)

1. the start of an inseam

First seen on: Thu, Nov 20, 2014

bandage

—n. (band·age)

1. the periphery of a musical group

First seen on: Sun, Dec 19, 2010

bandwidth

—n. (band·width)

1. the cumulative girth of a musical group

First seen on: Thu, Jun 16, 2011

bangalore

—v. (bang·a·lore)

1. to have intercourse with a storyteller

First seen on: Wed, Aug 13, 2014

banjo

—n. (ban·jo)

1. to forbid coffee

First seen on: Tue, Jun 28, 2011

banquet

—v. (ban·quet)

1. a teller's resignation

First seen on: Mon, Jul 01, 2013

barbaric

—int. (bar·bar·ic)

1. an expression of disgust at a clothing-optional pub

First seen on: Sat, Apr 21, 2012

barbarous

—interj. (bar·bar·ous)

1. multiple, simultaneous requests for haircuts

First seen on: Mon, Mar 03, 2014

barbecue

—n. (bar·be·cue)

1. a line in which attractive blondes must wait

First seen on: Sat, Apr 02, 2011

bargain

—n. (bar·gain)

1. inheriting a pub

First seen on: Tue, Nov 30, 2010

barium

—v. (bar·i·um)

1. command issued at a funeral

First seen on: Sat, Jan 29, 2011

barker

—n. (bar·ker)

1. a contemptible pub patron

First seen on: Tue, Jul 23, 2013

barking

—n. (bar·king)

1. a regular patron at the pub

First seen on: Thu, Oct 01, 2015

barnacle

—n. (bar·na·cle)

1. $0.05 received from a pub

First seen on: Wed, Aug 01, 2012

baroque

—adj. (ba·roque)

1. in need of repair

First seen on: Tue, Oct 27, 2015

barrier

—v. (bar·ri·er)

1. command issued at a funeral

First seen on: Fri, Jan 28, 2011

barstool

—n. (bar·stool)

1. pub poo

First seen on: Tue, Jan 29, 2013

bartered

—n. (bar·tered)

1. pub poo

First seen on: Wed, Sep 16, 2015

basin

—v. (ba·sin)

1. littering from a houseboat

First seen on: Wed, Feb 22, 2012

bassinets

—n. (en·car·ta)

1. captured fish

First seen on: Tue, Sep 27, 2011

bastard

—n. (bas·tard)

1. fish poop

First seen on: Wed, May 18, 2011

bastille

—v. (bas·tille)

1. a fish theft

First seen on: Sun, Sep 18, 2011

batter

—v. (bat·ter)

1. to strike a female with a large stick

First seen on: Tue, Feb 04, 2014

battery

—n. (bat·ter·y)

1. the fifth hitter

First seen on: Tue, Jun 28, 2011

bearded

—n. (bear·ded)

1. an empty keg

First seen on: Thu, Sep 17, 2015

beautiful

—adj. (bea·u·ti·ful)

1. an attractive woman who ate too much

First seen on: Thu, Jul 20, 2017

because

—n. (be·cause)

1. an insect's crusade

First seen on: Thu, Dec 02, 2010

beefy

—n. (bee·fy)

1. a cattle fine

First seen on: Tue, Mar 25, 2014

beginning

—v. (be·gin·ning)

1. an earnest request for another round of baseball

First seen on: Wed, Jan 21, 2015

beguile

—n. (be·guile)

1. the shrewdness of flying insects

First seen on: Tue, May 24, 2011

beijing

—v. (bei·jing)

1. The act of making something more tan.

First seen on: Fri, Sep 17, 2010

belated

—v. (be·la·ted)

1. to stop Theodore

First seen on: Tue, May 02, 2017

belize

—v. (bel·ize)

1. to ring with little effort

First seen on: Mon, Jul 21, 2014

benefactor

—n. (ben·e·fact·or)

1. a former consideration

First seen on: Tue, May 06, 2014

berating

—n. (be·ra·ting)

1. the overall ranking of a flying insect

First seen on: Thu, Aug 16, 2012

better

—v. (bet·ter)

1. to make a wager with a woman

First seen on: Thu, Apr 18, 2013

bible

—n. (bi·ble)

1. a gender-confused noise maker

First seen on: Sun, Jan 16, 2011

bicycle

—n. (bi·cy·cle)

1. a tool used to harvest the sexually indifferent

First seen on: Wed, Jun 01, 2011

bigamist

—n. (big·a·mist)

1. a larger fog

First seen on: Sat, Mar 19, 2011

bigamy

—n. (big·a·my)

1. result of less exercise and more eating

First seen on: Wed, Feb 02, 2011

biking

—n. (bi·king)

1. a sexually-indecisive monarch

First seen on: Tue, Feb 14, 2012

bistros

—v. (bi·stros)

1. how flowers get pollinated

First seen on: Fri, Nov 27, 2015

blooming

—n. (bloo·ming)

1. a gloomy dynasty

First seen on: Wed, Jan 16, 2013

bobbypin

—n. (bob·by·pin)

1. a Brtish law enforcement badge

First seen on: Wed, Apr 30, 2014

bolivian

—n. (bo·liv·ian)

1. a cannibalistic stew;
2. a round vessel from Ian's cabinet

First seen on: Sun, Mar 20, 2011

bombard

—n. (bom·bard)

1. a dynamite poet

First seen on: Mon, Oct 10, 2011

bonaparte

—n. (bon·a·parte)

1. description of a compound fracture

First seen on: Wed, Feb 23, 2011

boneless

—v. (bone·less)

1. a reduction in the frequency of intercourse

First seen on: Sun, Dec 07, 2014

boobies

—n. (boo·bies)

1. scary insects

First seen on: Wed, Dec 29, 2010

booking

—n. (book·ing)

1. an avid reader;
2. to arrest a monarch

First seen on: Mon, Jul 22, 2013

bookkeeper

—n. (book·keep·er)

1. a shelf

First seen on: Wed, Nov 04, 2015

boonies

—n. (boo·nies)

1. ghostly leg joints

First seen on: Sun, May 20, 2012

bootable

—v. (boot·a·ble)

1. to kick a male bovid out of the pasture

First seen on: Wed, Jun 18, 2014

bordeaux

—v. (bor·deaux)

1. failure to entertain a deer;
2. process of putting holes in doughnuts

First seen on: Thu, Nov 15, 2012

border

—v. (bor·der)

1. failure to entertain a female

First seen on: Sun, Jun 01, 2014

bouquet

—n. (bou·quet)

1. a line of cosmetics for ghosts

First seen on: Thu, Feb 16, 2012

boutique

—n. (bou·tique)

1. a scary shade of brown

First seen on: Tue, May 29, 2012

boxing

—n. (box·ing)

1. the enthusiasm of a package

First seen on: Tue, Nov 25, 2014

boycott

—n. (boy·cott)

1. a portable bed for young males

First seen on: Mon, Apr 08, 2013

bratwurst

—n. (brat·wurst)

1. title bestowed upon the winner of the unruliest child contest

First seen on: Mon, Dec 26, 2011

braveheart

—v. (brave·heart)

1. flatulence that sounds like a donkey

First seen on: Tue, Apr 15, 2014

brigadier

—v. (brig·a·dier)

1. to incarcerate a ruminant mammal

First seen on: Tue, Feb 22, 2011

brittany

—n. (brit·ta·ny)

1. an Englishman's leg joint

First seen on: Fri, May 13, 2011

broadband

—n. (broad·band)

1. An all-girl musical group.

First seen on: Tue, Aug 03, 2010

broadcast

—v. (broad·cast)

1. a fishing technique, used primarily by women

First seen on: Tue, May 10, 2011

broaden

—n. (broad·en)

1. a hangout for chicks

First seen on: Sat, Mar 26, 2011

broken

—n. (bro·ken)

1. one or more male siblings

First seen on: Thu, Jan 16, 2014

bruise

—n. (bruise)

1. a variety of beers

First seen on: Thu, Apr 24, 2014

budapest

—n. (bu·da·pest)

1. one who irritates an Asian god

First seen on: Fri, Oct 29, 2010

budget

—n. (bud·get)

1. A flower-powered aircraft.

First seen on: Sat, Sep 18, 2010

buffalo

—v. (buf·fa·lo)

1. the primary task of a short, Italian shoeshiner

First seen on: Tue, Feb 28, 2012

buffet

—adj. (buf·fet)

1. a compliment given to Canadian bodybuilders

First seen on: Thu, May 26, 2011

building

—n. (buil·ding)

1. William's minor injury.

First seen on: Wed, Sep 22, 2010

bulbous

—n. (bul·bous)

1. a large delivery vehicle for lights

First seen on: Mon, Dec 07, 2015

bumble

—n. (bum·ble)

1. a wayward cow

First seen on: Wed, Jun 27, 2012

bummer

—v. (bum·mer)

1. to borrow a holy gift

First seen on: Sat, Oct 29, 2011

bungee

—n. (bun·gee)

1. the seventh roll

First seen on: Wed, Aug 20, 2014

bunker

—v. (bun·ker)

1. to speak nonsense to a female

First seen on: Wed, Oct 16, 2013

buoyant

—adj. (buoy·ant)

1. A tiny, male insect.

First seen on: Mon, Aug 02, 2010

burrow

—v. (bur·row)

1. action of a cold oarsman

First seen on: Fri, Apr 27, 2012

butterfingers

—n. (but·ter·fing·ers)

1. a choice between digits and posterior

First seen on: Mon, Jul 11, 2011

button

—n. (but·ton)

1. a large posterior

First seen on: Tue, Jan 24, 2017

buttress

—n. (but·tress)

1. a girly garment for the buttocks

First seen on: Tue, Jun 03, 2014

buzzer

—v. (buz·zer)

1. to intoxicate a female

First seen on: Tue, Oct 21, 2014

caesarian

—v. (cae·sar·ian)

1. a Caucasian uttering words

First seen on: Tue, Feb 11, 2014

cafe

—n. (ca·fe)

1. a young, Canadian cow

First seen on: Wed, Oct 19, 2011

cakewalk

—v. (cake·walk)

1. to traverse frosting

First seen on: Thu, Aug 28, 2014

campus

—v. (cam·pus)

1. infection-covered climbing gear

First seen on: Fri, Jan 08, 2016

cancel

—adj. (can·cel)

1. able to be exchanged for money

First seen on: Wed, Jan 07, 2015

cancer

—n. (can·cer)

1. A container, man.

First seen on: Thu, Sep 09, 2010

candidate

—n. (can·di·date)

1. a brutally honest dinner companion.

First seen on: Wed, Jun 22, 2011

candy

—v. (can·dy)

1. to fire a consonant;
2. having fired a vowel

First seen on: Mon, Oct 31, 2011

cannibal

—n. (can·ni·bal)

1. questioning a bovine's abilities

First seen on: Thu, Nov 04, 2010

canopy

—v. (can·o·py)

1. symptom of an Irishman's shy bladder;
2. a metallic container, filled with urine

First seen on: Sun, Apr 29, 2012

cantaloupe

—v. (can·ta·loupe)

1. unable to run away with a lover

First seen on: Sun, Oct 30, 2011

cantankerous

—interj. (can·tank·er·ous)

1. something petroleum might say

First seen on: Tue, Apr 08, 2014

canteen

—v. (can·teen)

1. questioning the ability of a young adult

First seen on: Mon, Apr 11, 2011

cantina

—n. (can·ti·na)

1. questioning one girl's abilities

First seen on: Wed, Jan 19, 2011

capable

—v. (cap·a·ble)

1. to place a cloak on a male bovid

First seen on: Sun, Aug 03, 2014

capitulate

—v. (cap·it·u·late)

1. replace the lid on that soda - it's time to go

First seen on: Tue, Aug 12, 2014

cappuccino

—v. (cap·puc·ci·no)

1. to fire a bullet into a pair of trousers

First seen on: Fri, Jun 03, 2011

capsule

—n. (caps·ule)

1. red hats with white trim

First seen on: Mon, May 06, 2013

carbonate

—v. (car·bon·ate)

1. having swallowed charcoal

First seen on: Tue, Oct 04, 2011

career

—n. (car·eer)

1. the back of an automobile

First seen on: Mon, Nov 15, 2010

cargo

—v. (car·go)

1. a moving vehicle

First seen on: Thu, Jan 15, 2015

carpentry

—n. (car·pen·try)

1. three unrelated, inanimate objects

First seen on: Fri, Mar 18, 2011

carpet

—n. (car·pet)

1. a furry travel companion

First seen on: Wed, Mar 16, 2011

carrot

—v. (car·rot)

1. to become apathetic

First seen on: Wed, Oct 14, 2015

cashews

—n. (cash·ews)

1. footwear purchased without credit

First seen on: Sun, Nov 25, 2012

cashier

—n. (cash·ier)

1. Proximate currency.

First seen on: Sat, Sep 11, 2010

castrate

—v. (cast·rate)

1. to rank thespians

First seen on: Sun, Jun 02, 2013

catsup

—v. (cat·sup)

1. to gain ground in a race

First seen on: Sat, Apr 30, 2011

caucus

—interj. (cau·cus)

1. what windows might say

First seen on: Thu, Oct 15, 2015

cauliflower

—n. (cau·li·flo·wer)

1. a dog's blooms

First seen on: Mon, May 26, 2014

ceiling

—n. (ceil·ing)

1. meeting an Asian friend

First seen on: Mon, Jan 24, 2011

cement

—v. (ce·ment)

1. to observe a candy or a money press

First seen on: Wed, Jul 20, 2011

center

—n. (cen·ter)

1. directed a female to leave

First seen on: Mon, Jun 27, 2011

chamomile

—n. (cha·mo·mile)

1. a hunter's food

First seen on: Sat, Nov 24, 2012

champaign

—n. (cham·paign)

1. false discomfort

First seen on: Fri, Jan 07, 2011

championship

—v. (cham·pi·on·ship)

1. a victor, urinating on the deck of a boat

First seen on: Fri, Aug 23, 2013

charing

—v. (char·ing)

1. to burn finger jewelry

First seen on: Tue, Dec 27, 2016

charming

—v. (char·ming)

1. to burn a dynasty

First seen on: Wed, Mar 08, 2017

chateau

—n. (cha·teau)

1. An unfortunate effect of a wiping accident.

First seen on: Mon, Aug 16, 2010

chauffer

—v. (chauf·fer)

1. to reveal a pelt

First seen on: Tue, May 17, 2011

cheapest

—n. (chea·pest)

1. one who disrupts your energy flow

First seen on: Wed, Oct 02, 2013

cheerio

—n. (chee·ri·o)

1. a sickeningly happy vowel

First seen on: Wed, Jun 15, 2011

cherub

—v. (che·rub)

1. moving one's hand across a seat

First seen on: Tue, Jul 12, 2011

children

—n. (child·ren)

1. a cold songbird

First seen on: Thu, May 31, 2012

chorus

—v. (chor·us)

1. a command issued by suicidal apples

First seen on: Fri, Jun 17, 2011

chrysler

—v. (chry·sler)

1. a slanderous exclamation

First seen on: Wed, Aug 22, 2012

ciliate

—n. (ci·li·ate)

1. the number between silly seven and silly nine

First seen on: Sun, Aug 17, 2014

cinder

—v. (cin·der)

1. to deploy a female

First seen on: Wed, Jul 30, 2014

circus

—n. (cir·cus)

1. a foul-mouthed knight

First seen on: Thu, Jul 10, 2014

cistern

—v. (cis·tern)

1. a gainfully-employed female sibling

First seen on: Fri, Oct 16, 2015

cities

—v. (ci·ties)

1. to occupy a chair with little effort

First seen on: Thu, Jun 05, 2014

citizen

—n. (ci·ti·zen)

1. urban Buddhists

First seen on: Wed, Nov 28, 2012

civilize

—n. (ci·vil·ize)

1. polite peepers

First seen on: Tue, Jan 14, 2014

clamoring

—n. (clam·or·ing)

1. a boat tethered to a mollusk

First seen on: Fri, Nov 19, 2010

cleavage

—adj. (clea·vage)

1. the toddler stage of development

First seen on: Mon, Jun 16, 2014

cleaver

—n. (clea·ver)

1. one who latches on

First seen on: Wed, May 14, 2014

climate

—v. (cli·mate)

1. to mount one's spouse

First seen on: Mon, Aug 26, 2013

cobra

—n. (co·bra)

1. a second brassiere

First seen on: Wed, May 03, 2017

cocaine

—n. (co·caine)

1. a second walking aid

First seen on: Thu, Mar 16, 2017

cocktail

—n. (cock·tail)

1. the back half of a rooster

First seen on: Fri, Jan 29, 2016

coconut

—n. (co·co·nut)

1. a fan of chocolate

First seen on: Wed, Jun 25, 2014

codeine

—n. (co·deine)

1. one of two school leaders

First seen on: Sun, Jul 03, 2011

coffee

—n. (cof·fee)

1. A fine for clearing your throat.

First seen on: Sun, Aug 01, 2010

coincide

—v. (co·in·cide)

1. to kill Joel or Ethan

First seen on: Sun, Jan 18, 2015

collapse

—n. (col·lap·se)

1. to run a circuit together

First seen on: Wed, Jan 27, 2016

collar

—v. (col·lar)

1. a rallying cry for pirates

First seen on: Sun, Nov 18, 2012

collate

—v. (col·late)

1. to be tardy with another

First seen on: Thu, May 04, 2017

collates

—n. (col·lates)

1. partners in tardiness

First seen on: Fri, Mar 30, 2012

column

—n. (col·umn)

1. a command issued to telemarketers

First seen on: Mon, Jul 04, 2011

columnist

—n. (col·um·nist)

1. a bird's home, perched on a pillar

First seen on: Thu, Nov 05, 2015

columnists

—n. (co·lum·nists)

1. a vertical series of bird houses

First seen on: Wed, Jul 02, 2014

comfort

—n. (com·fort)

1. a semen shelter

First seen on: Sun, Nov 20, 2011

comfortable

—v. (com·for·ta·ble)

1. to give solace to a male bovid

First seen on: Mon, Dec 08, 2014

commentator

—n. (com·men·ta·tor)

1. An ordinary southern vegetable.

First seen on: Sat, Aug 14, 2010

company

—n. (comp·an·y)

1. freebies for everyone

First seen on: Mon, May 13, 2013

compass

—n. (com·pass)

1. a free donkey

First seen on: Tue, Jul 15, 2014

compliment

—v. (comp·li·ment)

1. to regret a freebie

First seen on: Fri, Apr 13, 2012

concave

—n. (con·cave)

1. a hole in the ground for prisoners

First seen on: Thu, Oct 30, 2014

concert

—n. (con·cert)

1. breath mint for inmates

First seen on: Sun, Nov 21, 2010

concord

—n. (con·cord)

1. a three-part cellblock harmony

First seen on: Mon, Mar 26, 2012

concourse

—n. (con·course)

1. a class for inmates

First seen on: Tue, Jan 10, 2017

concurrent

—n. (con·cur·rent)

1. a measure of amps it takes to execute a prisoner

First seen on: Tue, Mar 14, 2017

concussive

—v. (con·cus·sive)

1. a prisoner swearing at a sifter

First seen on: Sat, Sep 10, 2011

condemn

—n. (con·demn)

1. a stupid inmate

First seen on: Thu, Oct 16, 2014

condemnation

—n. (con·dem·na·tion)

1. A prophylactic society.

First seen on: Fri, Aug 20, 2010

condescending

—n. (con·de·scen·ding)

1. a prisoner, on his way down

First seen on: Fri, Oct 14, 2011

confer

—n. (con·fer)

1. an inmate's body hair

First seen on: Sat, Mar 31, 2012

configure

—n. (con·fig·ure)

1. an inmate's physique

First seen on: Thu, Nov 25, 2010

conflict

—v. (con·flict)

1. A method of discarding an inmate's booger.

First seen on: Tue, Sep 21, 2010

congenital

—n. (con·gen·i·tal)

1. a prisoner's reproductive organs

First seen on: Mon, Apr 07, 2014

conjugate

—n. (con·ju·gate)

1. a counterfeit Gibraltarian landmark

First seen on: Sun, Sep 07, 2014

connotation

—n. (con·no·ta·tion)

1. a prisoner's memo

First seen on: Thu, Dec 23, 2010

conquest

—n. (con·quest)

1. an inmate's search

First seen on: Sun, May 15, 2011

conscript

—n. (con·script)

1. an inmate's prepared text

First seen on: Sun, Nov 28, 2010

consign

—n. (con·sign)

1. an inmate's marquee

First seen on: Thu, Jun 12, 2014

console

—n. (con·sole)

1. the bottom of a prisoner's shoe

First seen on: Tue, Aug 25, 2015

consummate

—v. (con·sum·mate)

1. to eat one's spouse

First seen on: Thu, Jan 08, 2015

contact

—n. (con·tact)

1. skill that avoids offending cellmates

First seen on: Mon, Feb 28, 2011

contents

—n. (con·tents)

1. Temporary structures for inmates.

First seen on: Tue, Aug 31, 2010

contraband

—n. (con·tra·band)

1. a Nicaraguan quartet

First seen on: Fri, Apr 08, 2011

control

—n. (con·trol)

1. to deceive a mythical creature

First seen on: Tue, Jun 24, 2014

converse

—n. (con·verse)

1. inmate poetry

First seen on: Tue, Jan 18, 2011

convexed

—n. (con·vexed)

1. a frustrated inmate

First seen on: Wed, Apr 03, 2013

coors

—n. (co·ors)

1. those who rise up

First seen on: Tue, May 20, 2014

copies

—v. (cop·ies)

1. to police with little effort

First seen on: Fri, May 05, 2017

copious

—v. (co·pi·ous)

1. group visits to the loo in ancient Rome

First seen on: Fri, Aug 17, 2012

copulate

—n. (cop·u·late)

1. a statement made to tardy policemen

First seen on: Fri, Aug 26, 2011

copyright

—v. (co·py·right)

1. to make an exact duplicate

First seen on: Wed, Jan 11, 2017

cornered

—n. (cor·nered)

1. a geologist

First seen on: Thu, Jul 17, 2014

corvette

—n. (cor·vette)

1. a retired marine

First seen on: Sun, Nov 30, 2014

costume

—n. (cos·tume)

1. the price of a crypt

First seen on: Tue, Jan 20, 2015

countenance

—v. (coun·ten·ance)

1. The act of tallying insects.

First seen on: Sun, Sep 12, 2010

counterfeit

—v. (count·er·feit)

1. A tantrum at waist level.

First seen on: Wed, Aug 25, 2010

couplet

—v. (coup·let)

1. to lease a mug

First seen on: Wed, Oct 05, 2011

covenant

—n. (cov·en·ant)

1. your mother's witch sister

First seen on: Wed, Aug 26, 2015

coward

—n. (cow·ard)

1. in the general direction of cattle

First seen on: Thu, Nov 22, 2012

cowboy

—n. (cow·boy)

1. a young bull

First seen on: Wed, Mar 19, 2014

croquet

—n. (cro·quet)

1. the sound made by a Canadian frog

First seen on: Sat, May 14, 2011

crossbow

—n. (cross·bow)

1. an angry boyfriend

First seen on: Mon, Jan 21, 2013

crossfire

—n. (cross·fi·re)

1. one of many services provided by racist groups

First seen on: Wed, May 30, 2012

crosshair

—n. (cross·hair)

1. an irritated bunny

First seen on: Wed, Feb 19, 2014

crossing

—n. (cros·sing)

1. Christian tunes

First seen on: Wed, Dec 25, 2013

crosswalk

—v. (cross·walk)

1. an irritated stride

First seen on: Wed, Dec 28, 2011

crouton

—n. (crou·ton)

1. a group of large ship workers

First seen on: Mon, Oct 27, 2014

crushing

—v. (crush·ing)

1. a youthful serenade

First seen on: Wed, Aug 28, 2013

curator

—n. (cu·ra·tor)

1. one who judges medical treatments

First seen on: Wed, Jul 31, 2013

custard

—v. (cus·tard)

1. to swear at a bowel movement

First seen on: Thu, Aug 27, 2015

damage

—n. (dam·age)

1. the length of time since a retaining wall was built

First seen on: Wed, Nov 26, 2014

damascus

—v. (da·mas·cus)

1. using swear words incorrectly

First seen on: Sun, Aug 10, 2014

dangle

—n. (dang·le)

1. a troublesome consonant

First seen on: Thu, Mar 10, 2011

dashboard

—n. (dash·board)

1. a plank from which to run

First seen on: Tue, Oct 11, 2011

database

—v. (da·ta·base)

1. a romantic interlude with a baseball plate

First seen on: Fri, Aug 28, 2015

de tocqueville

—n. (de·tocque·ville)

1. a marijuana-friendly town in France

First seen on: Mon, Mar 07, 2011

deacon

—v. (dea·con)

1. to reverse a deception

First seen on: Tue, Sep 24, 2013

deadline

—n. (dead·line)

1. a non-working phone

First seen on: Sat, Sep 24, 2011

deadweight

—v. (dead·weight)

1. an observation on the patience of cadavers

First seen on: Thu, Jan 12, 2017

deafen

—n. (deaf·en)

1. a hearing-impaired consonant

First seen on: Mon, Dec 26, 2016

dearest

—n. (dear·est)

1. a place for bucks and does to take a load off

First seen on: Tue, Jun 07, 2016

debatable

—v. (de·bat·a·ble)

1. to engage a male bovid in contrary dialog

First seen on: Fri, Jan 13, 2017

debate

—n. (de·bate)

1. French worms

First seen on: Mon, Nov 14, 2011

debris

—v. (de·bris)

1. a French cheese

First seen on: Mon, Jan 12, 2015

decanter

—n. (de·can·ter)

1. the slow gallop of a French horse

First seen on: Thu, Mar 31, 2011

deduce

—n. (de·duce)

1. a French poo

First seen on: Tue, May 31, 2016

deductible

—v. (de·duct·i·ble)

1. a discount claimed on a farmer's taxes

First seen on: Fri, Dec 06, 2013

default

—n. (de·fault)

1. the origin of French quakes

First seen on: Fri, May 20, 2011

defcon

—n. (def·con)

1. a hearing-impaired criminal

First seen on: Fri, Feb 15, 2013

defeat

—n. (de·feat)

1. what Frenchmen stand on

First seen on: Tue, Jan 31, 2017

defender

—v. (de·fen·der)

1. to remove a wheel well;
2. to protect a female

First seen on: Wed, Jan 25, 2017

defer

—n. (de·fer)

1. French pelts

First seen on: Sat, May 28, 2011

defiant

—v. (de·fi·ant)

1. to openly resist an insect

First seen on: Wed, Aug 15, 2012

deficiencies

—n. (de·fic·ien·cies)

1. an abnormally low ocean level

First seen on: Tue, Jan 27, 2015

define

—v. (de·fine)

1. to retract a levied fee

First seen on: Fri, Sep 18, 2015

defray

—n. (de·fray)

1. a French brawl

First seen on: Wed, Mar 15, 2017

deli

—n. (del·i)

1. a valley vowel

First seen on: Mon, Aug 18, 2014

deliver

—v. (de·li·ver)

1. the first step in treating severe cirrhosis via surgery

First seen on: Tue, Oct 07, 2014

deliverable

—v. (de·liv·er·a·ble)

1. the end result of a cow's labor

First seen on: Wed, May 16, 2012

dement

—n. (de·ment)

1. a French candy

First seen on: Wed, May 10, 2017

demonize

—n. (de·mon·ize)

1. the devils peepers

First seen on: Sun, May 18, 2014

demote

—n. (de·mote)

1. first line of defense for French castles

First seen on: Thu, Dec 30, 2010

denmark

—n. (den·mark)

1. urinating in the living room

First seen on: Fri, Jul 08, 2011

dentist

—n. (den·tist)

1. one who damages fenders

First seen on: Fri, Mar 17, 2017

department

—n. (de·part·ment)

1. A candy given when you leave.

First seen on: Sun, Sep 05, 2010

deploy

—n. (de·ploy)

1. a cunning French plan

First seen on: Mon, Mar 13, 2017

depressant

—v. (de·pres·sant)

1. to make a bug sad

First seen on: Sat, Aug 18, 2012

derrière

—n. (der·ri·ère)

1. one who inherits a milk farm

First seen on: Fri, Apr 20, 2012

desist

—v. (de·sist)

1. to remove a vesicle

First seen on: Mon, Sep 19, 2011

despair

—n. (des·pair)

1. A proximate duo.

First seen on: Sat, Mar 17, 2012

despise

—n. (de·spies)

1. French secret agents

First seen on: Thu, Mar 03, 2011

detail

—v. (de·tail)

1. to cease following someone secretly

First seen on: Tue, Sep 17, 2013

detainees

—v. (de·tai·nees)

1. held in custody without effort

First seen on: Mon, May 12, 2014

detergent

—v. (de·ter·gent)

1. to turn a nobleman away

First seen on: Wed, Apr 25, 2012

detergents

—v. (de·ter·gents)

1. to discourage suitors

First seen on: Wed, Feb 01, 2017

deterred

—n. (de·ter·red)

1. byproduct of a French BM

First seen on: Mon, Dec 20, 2010

devine

—v. (de·vine)

1. to remove weeds

First seen on: Sun, Nov 02, 2014

diabolic

—v. (di·a·bol·ic)

1. to color one testicle

First seen on: Thu, Aug 11, 2016

diagram

—v. (di·a·gram)

1. to color 0.035274 ounces

First seen on: Mon, May 30, 2016

dialog

—n. (di·a·log)

1. coloring fallen timber

First seen on: Thu, Jan 13, 2011

dictators

—n. (dic·ta·tors)

1. Phallic potato treats

First seen on: Sun, Feb 20, 2011

diction

—n. (dic·tion)

1. to ignore a jerk

First seen on: Tue, Apr 01, 2014

digest

—n. (di·gest)

1. a failed joke

First seen on: Wed, Jun 08, 2016

digital

—n. (di·gi·tal)

1. a query as to the height of something produced

First seen on: Mon, Sep 15, 2014

dilate

—v. (di·late)

1. to live on borrowed time

First seen on: Fri, Jun 01, 2012

dildo

—n. (dil·do)

1. the precursor to pickle bread

First seen on: Thu, May 08, 2014

dilute

—v. (di·lute)

1. to paint a pirate's booty;
2. to tint a stringed instrument

First seen on: Mon, Oct 03, 2011

dimwit

—n. (dim·wit)

1. stupid puns

First seen on: Wed, May 24, 2017

direct

—v. (di·rect)

1. how a beloved princess met her untimely end

First seen on: Tue, Sep 06, 2011

direction

—v. (di·rec·tion)

1. to let someone know you're ignoring them

First seen on: Wed, Feb 05, 2014

directory

—v. (di·rec·tor·y)

1. to paint a parish priest's house

First seen on: Tue, Sep 20, 2011

discount

—n. (dis·count)

1. a specific tally

First seen on: Mon, Jan 03, 2011

dismantle

—n. (dis·man·tle)

1. the shelf over a particular fireplace

First seen on: Tue, Dec 21, 2010

dissect

—v. (dis·sect)

1. the end of a cult

First seen on: Wed, Nov 05, 2014

dissection

—v. (dis·sec·tion)

1. death in a localize region

First seen on: Thu, Sep 11, 2014

diuretic

—n. (di·ur·e·tic)

1. an urgent, full tick

First seen on: Thu, Sep 18, 2014

doable

—v. (do·a·ble)

1. every heifer's fantasy

First seen on: Tue, Jul 30, 2013

docket

—v. (dock·et)

1. to park a boat

First seen on: Fri, Aug 12, 2016

documents

—v. (doc·u·ments)

1. to have your candies deducted

First seen on: Tue, Jul 22, 2014

doggone

—n. (dog·gone)

1. a missing pooch

First seen on: Thu, May 11, 2017

dogma

—n. (dog·ma)

1. a puppy's female parent

First seen on: Thu, Sep 19, 2013

dojo

—n. (do·jo)

1. money spent on coffee

First seen on: Wed, Nov 25, 2015

domain

—n. (do·main)

1. A female deer's hair.

First seen on: Sun, Mar 18, 2012

donation

—n. (do·na·tion)

1. Italy

First seen on: Tue, Dec 16, 2014

dora

—n. (do·ra)

1. an Italian entryway

First seen on: Mon, Jul 29, 2013

doughnuts

—n. (dough·nuts)

1. contradictory deer genitalia

First seen on: Thu, Oct 13, 2011

dreaded

—v. (dread·ed)

1. to fear zombies;
2. to hate school

First seen on: Wed, Sep 13, 2017

dreadlocks

—n. (dread·locks)

1. a symptom of cleithrophobia

First seen on: Mon, Dec 01, 2014

druid

—v. (dru·id)

1. having sketched one's instinct

First seen on: Mon, Jan 04, 2016

drunken

—n. (drunk·en)

1. intoxicated relatives

First seen on: Wed, Apr 02, 2014

dublin

—v. (dub·lin)

1. to increase by a factor of two

First seen on: Tue, Aug 14, 2012

duet

—n. (du·et)

1. a blunt command

First seen on: Mon, Jan 10, 2011

dufus

—n. (du·fus)

1. please whine

First seen on: Sat, Jan 22, 2011

dulcimer

—n. (dul·ci·mer)

1. a moderately hot cooking temperature

First seen on: Fri, Jul 21, 2017

dumbfounded

—adj. (dumb·foun·ded)

1. a company started by those with meager intelligence

First seen on: Tue, Jan 05, 2016

dynasty

—v. (dy·nas·ty)

1. expire in a filthy manner

First seen on: Thu, Oct 23, 2014

eastern

—n. (east·ern)

1. rightmost ash-filled vase, when facing north

First seen on: Thu, Sep 04, 2014

echocardiogram

—v. (e·cho·car·di·o·gram)

1. CARDIOGRAM, CARDIOgram, CARdiogram, cardiogram, ...

First seen on: Thu, May 02, 2013

efficacy

—interj. (ef·fi·ca·cy)

1. lamentations of a blind man

First seen on: Tue, Sep 30, 2014

effingham

—n. (ef·fing·ham)

1. unwanted pork

First seen on: Wed, May 28, 2014

egos

—v. (e·gos)

1. an exiting vowel

First seen on: Thu, Jan 07, 2016

eldest

—v. (el·dest)

1. having hurled an insult in Spanish

First seen on: Thu, Sep 01, 2011

electric

—n. (e·lec·tric)

1. deception at the polls

First seen on: Mon, Nov 24, 2014

electrical

—n. (e·lec·tri·cal)

1. a slow and steady stream at the polling station

First seen on: Sun, Dec 25, 2011

electron

—n. (el·ec·tron)

1. a campaign slogan for a scifi character

First seen on: Mon, May 29, 2017

elevator

—n. (el·e·va·or)

1. Darth's sister

First seen on: Sun, May 08, 2011

emery

—n. (em·er·y)

1. one of two letters

First seen on: Sun, Dec 05, 2010

emmy

—n. (em·my)

1. I, myself

First seen on: Wed, Dec 08, 2010

empty

—n. (emp·ty)

1. two consecutive consonants

First seen on: Wed, Oct 06, 2010

emulate

—interj. (em·u·late)

1. a statement made to a tardy consonant

First seen on: Thu, Apr 10, 2014

encarta

—n. (en·car·ta)

1. where Italians place their groceries before purchase

First seen on: Thu, Sep 15, 2011

encore

—n. (en·core)

1. squarely in the center

First seen on: Mon, Sep 23, 2013

endures

—v. (end·ures)

1. to stop something belonging to you

First seen on: Mon, Jul 24, 2017

engine

—n. (en·gine)

1. location of many ice cubes at a bar

First seen on: Thu, Jul 21, 2011

engineers

—n. (en·gin·eers)

1. how motors listen

First seen on: Tue, May 15, 2012

ensnares

—n. (en·snares)

1. some number of drums

First seen on: Sat, Jun 18, 2011

enterprise

—v. (en·ter·prise)

1. a reward given to the best gravedigger;
2. to introduce a present

First seen on: Fri, Aug 25, 2017

entire

—n. (en·tire)

1. air, at around 36 psi

First seen on: Mon, Apr 29, 2013

entree

—n. (en·tree)

1. atop a platter

First seen on: Mon, Jun 23, 2014

entropy

—n. (en·tro·py)

1. the first of several punctuated urine streams

First seen on: Sat, Apr 09, 2011

equipment

—n. (e·quip·ment)

1. a factory from which electronic wit is created

First seen on: Wed, Oct 08, 2014

eradicate

—n. (e·rad·i·cate)

1. an unpredictable number

First seen on: Wed, Jul 16, 2014

ernestine

—n. (er·nes·tine)

1. a sincere, young adult

First seen on: Thu, Sep 22, 2011

erodes

—n. (r·rodes)

1. the paths that make up the information superhighway

First seen on: Sun, Nov 13, 2011

errant

—n. (er·rant)

1. A tiny, flying insect.

First seen on: Mon, Sep 13, 2010

escape

—n. (es·cape)

1. a cloak, embroidered with a consonant

First seen on: Mon, Nov 03, 2014

eschew

—n. (es·chew)

1. two consonants

First seen on: Tue, Dec 02, 2014

eternal

—v. (e·ter·nal)

1. a vowel, spinning a consonant

First seen on: Sun, Feb 26, 2012

eternity

—v. (e·ter·ni·ty)

1. a vowel spinning a consonant

First seen on: Tue, Apr 22, 2014

eureka

—interj. (eu·re·ka)

1. a Italian exclamation of B.O.

First seen on: Tue, Dec 01, 2015

europe

—n. (eur·ope)

1. a statement revealing the level of alertness of the subject

First seen on: Sat, Jul 16, 2011

european

—v. (eu·ro·pe·an)

1. motivation for entering a restroom

First seen on: Fri, Jun 10, 2011

euthanasia

—n. (eu·tha·na·sia)

1. pre-teens in the orient

First seen on: Fri, Dec 18, 2015

example

—v. (ex·am·ple)

1. to forcibly retrieve a quiz;
2. a portly former mate

First seen on: Sun, Apr 13, 2014

excise

—n. (ex·cise)

1. the mass of a former spouse

First seen on: Thu, Jan 28, 2016

exciting

—v. (ex·cit·ing)

1. The act of picking your former spouse out of a crowd.

First seen on: Tue, Aug 10, 2010

exit

—n. (ex·it)

1. to cross through an item

First seen on: Wed, Sep 20, 2017

exlax

—n. (ex·lax)

1. a careless former spouse

First seen on: Tue, May 23, 2017

expend

—v. (ex·pend)

1. money paid out by a former spouse

First seen on: Mon, Feb 17, 2014

expensive

—n. (ex·pen·sive)

1. a brooding former partner

First seen on: Mon, Mar 14, 2011

expert

—n. (ex·pert)

1. formerly attractive

First seen on: Fri, Feb 08, 2013

expo

—n. (ex·po)

1. formerly impoverished

First seen on: Sat, May 19, 2012

express

—n. (ex·press)

1. a retired journalist

First seen on: Sat, Jun 25, 2011

extend

—v. (ex·tend)

1. to care for a former spouse

First seen on: Thu, Oct 09, 2014

extolled

—v. (ex·tol·led)

1. secrets revealed by a former spouse

First seen on: Thu, Dec 17, 2015

eyeballs

—n. (eye·balls)

1. Steve Jobs' testicles

First seen on: Mon, Sep 25, 2017

facebook

—v. (face·book)

1. arresting a certain member of the A-Team

First seen on: Mon, Jan 27, 2014

faction

—v. (fac·tion)

1. to ignore the truth

First seen on: Mon, Jul 15, 2013

fahrenheit

—adj. (fah·ren·heit)

1. having average tallness

First seen on: Wed, Nov 12, 2014

faltered

—n. (fal·tered)

1. a pre-winter poop

First seen on: Mon, Dec 14, 2015

fargo

—v. (far·go)

1. a long distance travelled

First seen on: Tue, Dec 31, 2013

fascinate

—v. (fas·cin·ate)

1. to attach an octad of buttons

First seen on: Mon, Dec 29, 2014

fasted

—n. (fas·ted)

1. a speedy Theodore

First seen on: Mon, Oct 06, 2014

fatty

—n. (fat·ty)

1. a large shirt

First seen on: Thu, Mar 20, 2014

fedex

—v. (fed·ex)

1. having paid for a former spouse's meal

First seen on: Sat, Nov 12, 2011

fellowship

—n. (fel·low·ship)

1. a gay cruise liner

First seen on: Sun, Apr 24, 2011

felony

—v. (fel·on·y)

1. to land on a vowel

First seen on: Wed, May 01, 2013

female

—n. (fe·male)

1. the cost of a stamp

First seen on: Tue, Jan 22, 2013

ferment

—n. (fer·ment)

1. a moldy candy

First seen on: Fri, Jul 01, 2011

figures

—n. (fig·ures)

1. a sweet fruit belonging to you

First seen on: Tue, Dec 15, 2015

filtrate

—n. (fil·trate)

1. A characteristic of plugged holes.

First seen on: Mon, Sep 27, 2010

final

—n. (fi·nal)

1. a satisfactory elevated train

First seen on: Mon, Jul 14, 2014

finally

—n. (fin·al·ly)

1. a right nice bowling lane

First seen on: Sat, Apr 07, 2012

finance

—n. (fin·ance)

1. nice insects

First seen on: Fri, Jun 28, 2013

finite

—n. (fi·nite)

1. a good evening

First seen on: Thu, Oct 03, 2013

firecracker

—n. (fire·crack·er)

1. A white arsonist.

First seen on: Wed, Aug 11, 2010

flexible

—n. (flex·i·ble)

1. tiny pieces of cow

First seen on: Sat, Oct 30, 2010

flocking

—n. (flock·ing)

1. the alpha sheep

First seen on: Thu, Dec 04, 2014

florists

—n. (flor·ists)

1. position of the hands during push ups

First seen on: Tue, May 28, 2013

flourish

—n. (flour·ish)

1. of or like a French flower

First seen on: Wed, Jul 26, 2017

focus

—v. (fo·cus)

1. to use fake swear words

First seen on: Wed, Dec 16, 2015

forage

—n. (for·age)

1. the year of life just before the 5th

First seen on: Tue, Oct 12, 2010

forcing

—v. (for·cing)

1. a quartet

First seen on: Tue, Dec 09, 2014

forecast

—n. (fore·cast)

1. intended to be used by a particular troupe

First seen on: Sun, Apr 27, 2014

forego

—v. (fore·go)

1. an exiting number

First seen on: Tue, Jun 13, 2017

foregone

—n. (fore·gone)

1. missing more than three

First seen on: Thu, Dec 24, 2015

foreign

—n. (fo·reign)

1. a nonexistent youth program similar to 4-H, but with N's

First seen on: Sat, Jun 04, 2011

forensic

—n. (for·en·sic)

1. illness abroad

First seen on: Mon, Sep 26, 2011

forensics

—n. (for·en·sics)

1. two-thirds

First seen on: Mon, Jan 07, 2013

foresee

—v. (fore·see)

1. witnessed by fewer than five

First seen on: Tue, Dec 17, 2013

foreskin

—v. (fore·skin)

1. to coerce a relative

First seen on: Wed, Oct 29, 2014

forewords

—n. (fore·words)

1. a short phrase

First seen on: Sun, Apr 20, 2014

forfeit

—v. (for·feit)

1. holding more than three, but less than five

First seen on: Thu, Dec 26, 2013

forgets

—n. (for·gets)

1. fewer than a half-dozen incompetent Brits

First seen on: Tue, Apr 12, 2011

forgo

—n. (for·go)

1. fewer than five departures

First seen on: Thu, Jun 30, 2011

formality

—n. (for·ma·li·ty)

1. a precursor to an illness

First seen on: Sun, Feb 19, 2012

format

—n. (for·mat)

1. anything intended for Matthew

First seen on: Sat, Aug 27, 2011

forrest

—n. (for·rest)

1. any object intended to aid in sleep

First seen on: Tue, Jan 15, 2013

forte

—n. (for·te)

1. a Canadian military camp

First seen on: Tue, May 30, 2017

forthright

—v. (forth·right)

1. to circle a block

First seen on: Mon, Apr 17, 2017

fragrant

—v. (fra·grant)

1. to unravel a monetary gift

First seen on: Wed, Apr 19, 2017

freedom

—n. (free·dom)

1. an unpaid monk

First seen on: Thu, Aug 06, 2015

freelance

—n. (free·lance)

1. a no-cost jousting weapon

First seen on: Sat, May 07, 2011

freezing

—n. (free·zing)

1. a no-cost insult

First seen on: Sun, Feb 13, 2011

frequent

—n. (free·quent)

1. five items, no charge

First seen on: Thu, Jun 02, 2011

frighten

—v. (fright·en)

1. a method of preparing less than a dozen pieces of chicken

First seen on: Wed, Jun 04, 2014

frolic

—v. (fro·lic)

1. to put one's tongue on a Germanic woman

First seen on: Wed, May 31, 2017

frontage

—n. (fron·tage)

1. the number of years since plastic surgery

First seen on: Wed, Dec 23, 2015

frozen

—n. (fro·zen)

1. a meditative black barber

First seen on: Thu, Jul 31, 2014

fuels

—n. (fu·els)

1. a small number of water shafts

First seen on: Fri, Oct 23, 2015

funnel

—n. (fun·nel)

1. an entertaining consonant

First seen on: Fri, Apr 05, 2013

furlong

—n. (fur·long)

1. lengthy hair

First seen on: Mon, Jul 30, 2012

furrow

—v. (fur·row)

1. action of a hairy oarsman

First seen on: Tue, May 01, 2012

fusion

—adj. (fu·sion)

1. not ignored by many

First seen on: Sun, Jun 05, 2011

gable

—n. (ga·ble)

1. An effeminate boy cow.

First seen on: Sun, Aug 15, 2010

gadget

—n. (gad·get)

1. the airplane of a wanderer

First seen on: Thu, Jul 03, 2014

gaggle

—v. (gag·gle)

1. to choke a consonant;
2. to force a consonant to vomit

First seen on: Wed, Jan 06, 2016

gamer

—n. (ga·mer)

1. A girly holy gift.

First seen on: Sun, Sep 26, 2010

garbage

—n. (gar·bage)

1. the length of time since a garment was manufactured

First seen on: Tue, Sep 16, 2014

garden

—v. (gar·den)

1. to protect the family room

First seen on: Sun, Jan 05, 2014

gardening

—v. (gar·de·ning)

1. to protect a round of baseball

First seen on: Fri, Sep 22, 2017

garnishment

—n. (gar·nish·ment)

1. an edible food decoration

First seen on: Sun, Jan 25, 2015

gasoline

—v. (gas·o·line)

1. the primary method of flatulence in Ireland

First seen on: Thu, Sep 26, 2013

gated

—n. (ga·ted)

1. a happy Theodore

First seen on: Sun, Dec 14, 2014

gaudy

—adj. (gau·dy)

1. of or like "gawd"

First seen on: Tue, Oct 03, 2017

gemini

—n. (gem·in·i)

1. James plus myself

First seen on: Fri, Jan 14, 2011

generally

—n. (gen·er·al·ly)

1. the primary conveyance of the Duke boys

First seen on: Thu, Apr 28, 2011

generator

—n. (gen·er·a·tor)

1. one of Bruce's critics

First seen on: Sat, Mar 05, 2011

germinate

—n. (ger·min·ate)

1. a meal, likely involving bratwurst

First seen on: Sat, Oct 22, 2011

geyser

—n. (gey·ser)

1. a male knight

First seen on: Tue, Aug 01, 2017

ghetto

—v. (ghet·to)

1. to receive a digit of the foot

First seen on: Thu, Mar 06, 2014

giraffe

—v. (gir·affe)

1. to mock rubbish

First seen on: Tue, Jul 25, 2017

gitmo

—v. (git·mo)

1. a creed of greed

First seen on: Fri, Apr 22, 2011

gladiator

—n. (glad·i·a·tor)

1. fond memories of a cannibal

First seen on: Sat, Apr 23, 2011

global

—n. (glo·bal)

1. a radioactive cow

First seen on: Wed, Feb 13, 2013

godspeed

—n. (god·speed)

1. faster-than-light travel

First seen on: Tue, Mar 27, 2012

google

—n. (goo·gle)

1. a liquified seafaring bird

First seen on: Thu, Oct 06, 2011

gorgeous

—n. (gor·geous)

1. a command issued at buffets

First seen on: Tue, Oct 18, 2011

gourmet

—n. (gour·met)

1. potential action of an ex-vice-president

First seen on: Thu, Oct 14, 2010

gregorian

—n. (gre·gor·i·an)

1. one of two men

First seen on: Tue, Dec 22, 2015

grimace

—n. (grim·ace)

1. a depressing playing card

First seen on: Tue, Nov 02, 2010

grocer

—adj. (gro·cer)

1. more disgusting

First seen on: Thu, May 19, 2011

grocery

—n. (gro·cer·y)

1. a more unattractive vowel

First seen on: Sun, Nov 16, 2014

groundhog

—n. (ground·hog)

1. another word for sausage

First seen on: Sat, Nov 13, 2010

gruesome

—n. (grue·some)

1. cultivating many, but not all

First seen on: Wed, Nov 03, 2010

guidance

—v. (guid·ance)

1. to direct tiny insects

First seen on: Sun, Oct 19, 2014

guild

—adj. (guild)

1. having the ability to breathe under water

First seen on: Sun, May 22, 2011

guilded

—adj. (guil·ded)

1. a disbanded union

First seen on: Thu, Dec 22, 2016

guillotine

—n. (guil·o·tine)

1. a young adult fish's breathing apparatus

First seen on: Fri, Dec 23, 2016

guru

—n. (gu·ru)

1. a liquified wallaby

First seen on: Sat, Apr 14, 2012

haitian

—v. (ha·tian)

1. to avoid straw;
2. to ignore a greeting

First seen on: Wed, Dec 28, 2016

halibut

—n. (ha·li·but)

1. Ms. Berry's fanny

First seen on: Tue, Sep 23, 2014

halo

—n. (ha·lo)

1. straw near the bottom of a bale

First seen on: Wed, Jan 09, 2013

halter

—v. (hal·ter)

1. to impede the progress of a female

First seen on: Wed, Mar 29, 2017

hammer

—n. (ham·mer)

1. a fragrant, bacony resin

First seen on: Wed, Sep 18, 2013

hampton

—n. (hamp·ton)

1. 2,000 pounds of pork

First seen on: Fri, Nov 12, 2010

handicap

—n. (han·di·cap)

1. Useful headwear.

First seen on: Wed, Aug 04, 2010

hangover

—n. (hang·over)

1. middle-aged belly fat

First seen on: Tue, Apr 10, 2012

harassment

—n. (har·ass·ment)

1. a candy on a woman's buttocks

First seen on: Wed, Jan 15, 2014

harbinger

—v. (har·bin·ger)

1. a comedy addict;
2. unrestrained sarcastic laughing

First seen on: Thu, May 30, 2013

harken

—v. (har·ken)

1. a somewhat-sarcastic laugh directed at a relative

First seen on: Mon, Jan 14, 2013

harking

—n. (har·king)

1. a master of jokes

First seen on: Tue, May 09, 2017

harleton

—n. (har·le·ton)

1. a very large prostitute

First seen on: Thu, Jan 01, 2015

harmony

—n. (har·mo·ny)

1. a clown's salary

First seen on: Mon, Mar 31, 2014

harvest

—n. (har·vest)

1. a clown's sleeveless garment

First seen on: Sun, Jan 26, 2014

hatchet

—v. (hatch·et)

1. a popular stance of pro-life chickens

First seen on: Thu, Mar 22, 2012

haywire

—n. (hay·wi·re)

1. a short, friendly telegraph message

First seen on: Sun, May 27, 2012

hazmat

—n. (haz·mat)

1. to posses a throw rug

First seen on: Fri, Mar 29, 2013

heading

—n. (head·ing)

1. a minor cranial injury

First seen on: Fri, May 25, 2012

headlines

—n. (head·lines)

1. wrinkles above the eyebrows

First seen on: Mon, Dec 23, 2013

headway

—n. (head·way)

1. about ten pounds

First seen on: Sun, Apr 06, 2014

hebrew

—n. (he·brew)

1. beer for men

First seen on: Thu, Jan 20, 2011

heighten

—v. (heigh·ten)

1. a two-handed celebratory gesture

First seen on: Sun, Nov 09, 2014

heinous

—n. (hein·ous)

1. a request for underwear

First seen on: Fri, Sep 30, 2011

helmet

—v. (hel·met)

1. a meeting in hades

First seen on: Wed, Sep 10, 2014

heretofore

—n. (here·to·fore)

1. the typical working hours of a government employee

First seen on: Thu, Mar 01, 2012

herman

—n. (her·man)

1. a girl's partner

First seen on: Thu, Mar 28, 2013

hershey

—n. (her·shey)

1. a lesbian partner

First seen on: Thu, Mar 30, 2017

hijack

—n. (hi·jack)

1. a generic greeting

First seen on: Wed, Dec 22, 2010

hiking

—n. (hi·king)

1. a royal greeting

First seen on: Mon, Dec 06, 2010

hindu

—n. (hin·du)

1. a chicken's hairstyle

First seen on: Fri, Feb 11, 2011

hipster

—n. (hip·ster)

1. a technique for mastering the hula hoop

First seen on: Mon, Oct 25, 2010

history

—n. (his·to·ry)

1. a man's revolutionary loyalist

First seen on: Wed, Aug 05, 2015

hobo

—n. (ho·bo)

1. Preferred weapon of prostitute archers

First seen on: Thu, Nov 17, 2011

hoboken

—n. (ho·bo·ken)

1. A vagrant relative.

First seen on: Thu, Sep 02, 2010

hockey

—v. (hoc·key)

1. to pawn a vowel

First seen on: Sun, Oct 09, 2011

hogwash

—n. (hog·wash)

1. shampoo for pigs

First seen on: Wed, Apr 10, 2013

honeymoon

—n. (hon·ey·moon)

1. a sticky posterior

First seen on: Fri, May 18, 2012

honeypot

—n. (ho·ney·pot)

1. sweet weed

First seen on: Mon, May 16, 2011

hooka

—n. (hoo·ka)

1. a Minnesotan prostitute

First seen on: Fri, Sep 13, 2013

hooker

—v. (hook·er)

1. to catch a female fish

First seen on: Wed, Jul 24, 2013

hootenanny

—n. (hoo·ten·an·ny)

1. an owl-sitter

First seen on: Fri, Oct 21, 2011

hopscotch

—n. (hop·scotch)

1. rabbit booze

First seen on: Thu, Sep 08, 2011

horizon

—v. (ho·ri·zon)

1. a prostitute starts her day

First seen on: Wed, May 04, 2011

hormones

—v. (hor·mones)

1. prostitute grunts

First seen on: Thu, May 29, 2014

hornet

—n. (hor·net)

1. a device used to catch prostitutes

First seen on: Wed, Dec 01, 2010

horrid

—n. (hor·rid)

1. the leading brand of prostitute repellant

First seen on: Tue, Dec 20, 2011

horseplay

—v. (horse·play)

1. prostitute recreation

First seen on: Mon, May 08, 2017

horseshoe

—n. (horse·shoe)

1. Any action intended to encourage a prostitute to leave.

First seen on: Fri, Aug 06, 2010

horticulture

—n. (hor·ti·cul·ture)

1. Julia Robert's character in the movie, Pretty Woman

First seen on: Thu, Nov 11, 2010

horton

—n. (hor·ton)

1. 2,000 pounds of prostitute(s)

First seen on: Sun, Dec 28, 2014

household

—n. (house·hold)

1. to hug one's home

First seen on: Tue, Jul 29, 2014

houses

—v. (hou·ses)

1. pronunciation

First seen on: Mon, Sep 18, 2017

howitzer

—v. (how·it·zer)

1. to be incredulous as to the identity of a woman

First seen on: Fri, Dec 23, 2011

hubris

—n. (hu·bris)

1. the color of circumcision

First seen on: Tue, Apr 23, 2013

humble

—n. (hum·ble)

1. a musical bovid

First seen on: Mon, Nov 17, 2014

humdrum

—n. (hum·drum)

1. a reverberating percussion instrument

First seen on: Mon, Nov 10, 2014

humor

—v. (hu·mor)

1. to alter the color of something

First seen on: Wed, Apr 23, 2014

hundred

—n. (hun·dred)

1. apprehension about Attila's arrival

First seen on: Wed, Dec 21, 2011

hunger

—v. (hun·ger)

1. a medieval execution of a female

First seen on: Thu, May 25, 2017

huntington

—v. (hun·ting·ton)

1. to search for 2,000 pounds

First seen on: Thu, May 24, 2012

hurricane

—n. (hur·ri·cane)

1. a stick for speed walkers

First seen on: Mon, Sep 01, 2014

hydrate

—n. (hyd·rate)

1. a measure of the frequency of disappearances

First seen on: Tue, Apr 26, 2011

hypocritical

—n. (hy·po·cri·ti·cal)

1. disapproving judgements directed at a semiaquatic African mammal

First seen on: Mon, Dec 16, 2013

icbm

—n. (i·c·b·m)

1. Eskimo poop

First seen on: Sat, Dec 04, 2010

icon

—n. (i·con)

1. a prestidigitator

First seen on: Tue, Jun 06, 2017

icy

—interj. (i·cy)

1. a vocal expression of understanding

First seen on: Sun, May 01, 2011

idaho

—n. (id·a·ho)

1. reminiscence of a pimp

First seen on: Sat, Nov 20, 2010

ideal

—v. (i·deal)

1. an offer to distribute playing cards

First seen on: Fri, Jul 28, 2017

ignorance

—v. (ig·nor·ance)

1. to shun your parents' sisters

First seen on: Fri, Jun 02, 2017

ignorant

—v. (ig·nor·ant)

1. to shun an insect

First seen on: Thu, Jul 14, 2011

illinois

—v. (ill·i·nois)

1. the act of irritating the infirm

First seen on: Sun, Mar 27, 2011

illiterate

—v. (il·lit·er·ate)

1. to angrily and carelessly discard an object

First seen on: Thu, Jun 09, 2011

impede

—v. (im·pede)

1. a mischievous child, exiting a bathroom

First seen on: Mon, Aug 28, 2017

implement

—n. (imp·le·ment)

1. the grief felt by a mischievous fairy

First seen on: Sat, Feb 12, 2011

implore

—n. (im·plore)

1. the stories of a mischievous child

First seen on: Mon, Sep 22, 2014

importance

—v. (im·por·tance)

1. to bring tiny insects from abroad

First seen on: Wed, Sep 17, 2014

impromptu

—n. (im·promp·tu)

1. another on-time consonant

First seen on: Wed, Oct 04, 2017

incense

—n. (in·cense)

1. some number of pennies

First seen on: Fri, May 27, 2011

incognito

—interj. (in·cog·ni·to)

1. within a 50's-era gear;
2. excitement expressed from within a gear

First seen on: Thu, Jun 09, 2016

incubate

—n. (in·cu·bate)

1. the fourth cubicle on the right

First seen on: Fri, Oct 27, 2017

independence

—n. (in·de·pen·dence)

1. North Dakotan necklace accessories

First seen on: Sun, Aug 28, 2011

indigo

—v. (in·di·go)

1. to leave without escort

First seen on: Thu, Mar 13, 2014

indulgence

—v. (in·dul·gence)

1. to allow men pleasure

First seen on: Tue, Mar 26, 2019

industry

—n. (in·dus·try)

1. The interior of a dry, dirty arbor.

First seen on: Thu, Sep 16, 2010

infantry

—n. (in·fan·try)

1. A sapling.;
2. In addition to cabbage patches and storks, an alternate means of familial expansion.

First seen on: Thu, Aug 05, 2010

infer

—n. (in·fer)

1. a home for fleas

First seen on: Fri, Nov 15, 2013

information

—n. (in·for·ma·tion)

1. how soldiers march

First seen on: Mon, Oct 18, 2010

ingest

—n. (in·gest)

1. a lighthearted word or deed

First seen on: Fri, Dec 27, 2013

inhale

—n. (in·hale)

1. the southern part of the underworld

First seen on: Fri, Aug 30, 2013

inheritance

—v. (in·he·ri·tance)

1. Gaining insects via a relative's death.

First seen on: Thu, Sep 30, 2010

initialize

—n. (i·ni·tial·ize)

1. your first peepers

First seen on: Fri, Jun 15, 2012

inmate

—v. (in·mate)

1. coitus

First seen on: Thu, Jan 23, 2014

innocent

—adj. (in·no·cent)

1. odorless;
2. penniless;
3. unshipped

First seen on: Thu, Oct 28, 2010

innovates

—n. (in·no·vates)

1. zero seers

First seen on: Wed, Sep 27, 2017

inquire

—n. (in·quire)

1. the thin conduit within a pen

First seen on: Sun, Jan 09, 2011

insects

—n. (in·sects)

1. some number of cults

First seen on: Mon, May 23, 2011

insides

—n. (in·sides)

1. a polygon, assuming N is greater than two

First seen on: Mon, Jan 16, 2017

insidious

—n. (in·sid·i·ous)

1. ourselves located within a large town

First seen on: Sun, Jun 15, 2014

insinuate

—v. (in·sin·u·ate)

1. Consuming a naughty meal, e.g. edible undies.

First seen on: Sat, Aug 21, 2010

install

—n. (in·stall)

1. one of several locations within a bathroom

First seen on: Mon, Feb 14, 2011

instance

—v. (in·stance)

1. to strike a pose or take a position

First seen on: Tue, Aug 26, 2014

instincts

—n. (in·stincts)

1. contempt for a specific consonant

First seen on: Tue, Sep 26, 2017

integrate

—v. (in·te·grate)

1. a fabulous entrance

First seen on: Wed, Dec 24, 2014

intention

—v. (in·ten·tion)

1. to ignore a campmate

First seen on: Tue, Dec 30, 2014

interaction

—v. (in·ter·act·ion)

1. to make a memorable appearance

First seen on: Wed, Feb 22, 2017

interest

—v. (in·ter·est)

1. to begin sleeping

First seen on: Tue, Dec 07, 2010

interface

—v. (in·ter·face)

1. the step just before mastication

First seen on: Mon, Apr 21, 2014

interleave

—v. (in·ter·leave)

1. to come and go

First seen on: Mon, Nov 26, 2012

interlude

—v. (in·ter·lude)

1. a crude and offensive start

First seen on: Sat, Dec 24, 2011

intermittent

—v. (in·ter·mit·tent)

1. putting on a glove

First seen on: Thu, Nov 27, 2014

internet

—v. (in·ter·net)

1. to become ensnared

First seen on: Sun, Mar 02, 2014

intersect

—v. (in·ter·sect)

1. to join a cult

First seen on: Sun, Jun 19, 2011

interstellar

—v. (in·ter·stel·lar)

1. a grand arrival

First seen on: Tue, Nov 13, 2012

interview

—v. (in·ter·view)

1. to suddenly appear

First seen on: Wed, Jan 18, 2017

intimidate

—n. (in·ti·mi·date)

1. a shy rendezvous

First seen on: Thu, Nov 29, 2012

introduce

—n. (in·tro·duce)

1. the first poo

First seen on: Fri, Mar 31, 2017

inundate

—v. (in·un·date)

1. a romantic, southern outing

First seen on: Fri, Nov 18, 2011

invents

—n. (in·vents)

1. some number of ducts

First seen on: Sat, May 21, 2011

invigorate

—v. (in·vi·gor·ate)

1. to express a healthy appetite

First seen on: Wed, Jun 07, 2017

inward

—n. (in·ward)

1. a racial pejorative

First seen on: Sat, Oct 02, 2010

irate

—n. (i·rate)

1. something a member of the MPAA might say

First seen on: Mon, Apr 04, 2011

ireland

—n. (ire·land)

1. an angry territory

First seen on: Wed, Jun 26, 2013

irresponsible

—n. (ir·re·spon·si·ble)

1. the organ obligated to detect sound

First seen on: Mon, May 15, 2017

irrigate

—n. (ir·ri·gate)

1. a spooky entrance

First seen on: Fri, Dec 24, 2010

irritable

—n. (ir·ri·ta·ble)

1. a spooky piece of furniture

First seen on: Mon, Nov 19, 2012

irritate

—n. (ir·ri·tate)

1. description of a mauling, with oddly-specific detail