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Fauxcabulary Fake definitions. Real funny.

Published: May 13, 2015
Publisher: [self-published]
Category: Humor
Pages: 472

Originally launched in August of 2010, Fauxcabulary.org has been serving bad puns for more than a decade. Fauxcabulary: Fake Definitions. Real Funny. is a collection of terrible puns by a self-avowed word nerd. If you’re looking for a humorous tome that you can pick up and put down on a whim, you need this title on the back of your toilet.

eBook Paperback

Punny Mugs

Dimensions: 15 oz. (0.44 l)
Material: White ceramic

Pair your love of great coffee with your love of bad puns. At 15 ounces, you’ll have plenty of joe in this microwaveable and dishwasher-safe ceramic mug.

Coffee Mugs

Wall Art

Dimensions: 10” x 8” x 0.75”
Material: 100% Polyester (canvas), 100% Pinewood (frame)
Note: Mounting hardware not included.

Showcase your personality by adding the Fauxcabulary.org puns that make you smile the most to your office or home. This wall art is manufactured and assembled in the USA.

Wall Art

XNA Game Studio Express: Developing Games for Windows and the Xbox 360.

Published: Sep 6, 2007
Publisher: Cengage
Category: Computer Programming
Pages: 800

XNA Game Studio Express: Developing Games for Windows and the Xbox 360 is the ultimate resource for hobbyists and students who want to write games for thos platforms. Learn how to create your own games. You’ll begin with an introduction to the XNA platform, then you’ll examine many different game genres and develop your own working games. To get the most out of this unique guide you will need a working knowledge of programming, but readers with a variety of backgrounds will still benefit from the comprehensive coverage found inside.

Paperback (very dated)